What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why are white women so overly emotional?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”